Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Bitch Slap a Lefty Today


Have you Bitch Slapped a Liberal Today?
Hillary Clinton...Whap! Whap!

George Clooney... Whap!

Helen Thomas... Whap!

Bruce Springsteen. Whap!

Sean Penn... Whap!

Barbra Streisand...Whap!

Sonia Sotomayor. Whap!

Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins Whap! Whap!

Al Sharpton... Whap!

David Letterman. Whap!

Cynthia McCommie. Whap!

Jane Fonda. Whap!

Ed Asner. Whap!

Al Franken. Whap!

Alec Baldwin. Whap!

Janeane Garofalo. Whap!

Oprah . Whap!

John Kerry. Whap!

Jimmy Carter.Whap!

Cindy Sheehan. Whap!

Joy Behar. Whap!

Michael Moore. Whap!

Jessie Jackson. Whap!

Tom Cruise. Whap!

Barbara Walters. Whap!

Rosie O'Donnell. Whap! Whap! Whap! Whap!

Whoopi Goldberg. Whap!

Cher. Whap!

What say you?
Feel free to add
your lefty "Bitch Slap"

29 comments:

Z said...

Ya, you're right...it's probably not polite to slap the president.

David, thanks for coming by...I'm glad I came here today; That slapping thing felt SO GOOD just READING the darned thing.

FABULOUS! May have to have Mr. Z come and read this, it did wonders for me and he's PRETTY darned ticked off with this bunch and more! (See above)!!

christian soldier said...

Perez Hilton-to add to the list...
C-CS

RightKlik said...

Most of the lefties on your list are celebs.

Ignore them. That's what will upset them the most.

Opus #6 said...

Your list cracks me up. Ha ha.

Too bad about Clooney. Can we re-educate him or something? ;-)

Red said...

The entity known as Maddow/Mathews/Olbermann and Cooper: Group B#tch slap!!

Red said...

Known as in kung-fu circles as a 'spinning b#tch slap'

Chuck said...

Your hand would hurt after all of these but it would be a good hurt

Cappy said...

Thanks. They needed that.

David#999 said...

Come on people I want to hear YOUR additions.

WomanHonorThyself said...

lolz..thanks so much for the vis and comment at WHT..come again and keep up the good fight!!!:)

Renegade Eye said...

I can see why you would have such a fantasy. Reaganism is in the dustbin of history.

amused said...

Hey Renegade Eye .......
Have you always been such a Putz or is this a recent illness?

I Ain't Got No Blog said...

I'd like to "Bitch Slap" some people in the Blogisphere.

Jenn of the Jungle said...

Wow awesome plan I'll get started right away.

fuzzys dad said...

Phyliss (Phil) Donahue

Leticia said...

LOL!! I am still laughing. If only we could...sigh.
Michelle Obama....WHAP!

Krystal said...

The people who run ACORN... Slap! Whap! Thump!

Krystal said...

People with bumper stickers that say, "Had enough? Vote democrat!"... Slap! Whap! Thump!

Krystal said...

The idiots who protest at the funerals of our nation's true heros... Rat-a-tat-tat!!! Wait...that would be gun fire...

The Pagan Temple said...

Barney Frank-SLAP

John Edwards-SLAP

Then force feed both of them an intravenous cocktail of crack, Viagra, and Cialis, lock them up alone in a room overnight with the Broadway musical Phantom Of The Opera blaring over loudspeakers, then wait and see which one comes out on top.

Most Rev. Gregori said...

It may not be right to bitch slap the president, but what the hell, I didn't elect him, so:

OBAMA. . . WHAP!

Gov. Patterson . . . WHAP!

Pasadena Closet Conservative said...

Ditto what Christian Soldier said: Perez Hilton -- whap!

Oh, wait -- will.i.am took care of that one already.

beamish said...

I want to dig up the 20th Century leftist most responsible for Democrat policies today.

Adolf Hitler - big ol' bitch slap.

mksviews said...

Bitch slap a lefty ey, put Stalin, Mao, Hitler, Chavez, Castro to name just a few. And i'd prefer to use a rifle butt to do it, a bitch-slap doesn't see enough with that lot.

Z said...

Pagan Temple..that's actually spelled; Bawney FWANK..haven't you heard him pronounce it? :-)

Nobody got ROBERT GIBBS...Oh, let ME, let ME slap him, okay? !

And, you know, as conservative as I am?..I'd like to bitch slap:

Mark Sanford

yup, that would feel REAL good long about now.
I was a fan..ptui.

Cappy said...

Keith Olbermann. And Jimmy Carter, again.

MACW said...

Perez Hilton sounds good to me. I'm not too happy with Mark Sanford either. We don't need to give Liberals anymore "news" about republicans.

I needed a laugh and I got it.. thanks!

lady di said...

Make it two for Barney

Jr Deputy Accountant said...

I am so sorry I missed this... so I'll make it up by bitch-slapping half of San Francisco on my way home today.

Especially the hipster douches who try to conserve water by never showering and yet are totally ok with wasting bucketloads of it on crap beer at the bar.

*sigh*